Friday, February 03, 2006

BUSINESS JOKES: Business one-liners jokes, Part 01

Business Jokes.- I think is time to have some laugh, and i got these one line jokes from a friend of mine. I hope everyone enjoy these tiny jokes... Is always good to laugh a little to release stress.

1. A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.

2. A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.

3. A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work.

4. A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.

5. A bird in the hand is always safer than one overhead.

6. A bird in the hand is dead.A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

7. A boss with no humor is like a job that is no fun.

8. A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.

9. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

I hope you had a little laugh!... :o)

Best regards,

Luis Galarza,
Internet Marketing Specialist.
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